Monday, August 27, 2012

For My Friend with the Phlegm

Sung to the tune of Have I Told You Lately

Have I told you lately that I hate that?
Have I told you it makes me want to vomit?
It feels my heart with sadness!
Takes away all my gladness!
Hearing you hocking, that's what it do.

From the morning sniff, I know it's coming
Greets the day with gags and tears of dread
You feel my ears with bad sound!
Even through the wall I am hound
By all the hocking that you do

Have I told you lately that I hate that?
Have I told you it makes me want to vomit?
It feels my heart with sadness!
Takes away all my gladness!
Hearing you hocking, that's what it do.

There is a place for the spitting
There it would be oh so fitting
It's called the bathroom, away from me!
At the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
That I don't live with you, with you

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